Perez Hilton vs. That Guy from The Black Eyed Peas

Any publicity is good publicity, riiiiiiiight???? Never to miss a good bandwagon opportunity, we here at The Click by Lavalife Podcast are very excited to bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice about Perez Hilton and That Guy from The Black Eyed Peas. UFC Celebrity Grudge match here we come!

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We Love Elizabeth Bromstein

We here at the Click by Lavalife Podcast Studio don't thank ourselves enough for the amazing job we do each and every week (ok, so we missed a couple of weeks here and there, but who's counting?). So this week, it's time to recognize. RE-COG-NIZE! Elizabeth has taken over main hosting and writing duties for the podcast, as well as contributing to many of the fake celebrity voice overs (shh! don't tell anyone!), so give her a big hand (both of you!) as she's baaaaaaa-ack for another show!

You can also read her articles on the best online dating advice mag ever!

Jury Finds Phil Spector's Wig Not Guilty

Well, it seems that the Jury came back with two decisions last week in the Phil Spector Murder Trial. One I'm sure you've heard, that they found Phil Spector guilty of second-degree murder. What you probably didn't know is that they acquitted Phil Spector's Wig on all counts. We have the very first interview with the now infamous wig, tune in to hear what he has to say about his thoughts post trial.

Jury Still Deliberating on Click

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Passion of The Gibson

That's right, we can't keep a secret, this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice comes from none other than the Apocalyptic hottie Mel Gibson! (you know, Mad Max).

After you're done listening in, head on over to our site for some "Chic Mystique" dating advice and get your R&B on! As if that's not enough, read what adventure Indie Girl is having this week on her blog, Indie Girl's Cross Canada Dating Frenzy!

Ghost Writer - Out!

TV's Funniest Catch Phrase

Wondering what the funniest catch phrase on TV is? Listen in to our podcast, we dish the goods on TV's funniest catch phrase, as voted by NBC viewers, it got us in stitches!

Whew! Now that we are all patched up, check out the latest and greatest dating advice over on our site, and make sure to hop on over to Indie Girl's Cross-Canada Dating Frenzy! A coast to coast marathon of 70 dates in 70 days!

Dick Cheney Is Alive!

Dick Cheney is like the Vince Carter of politics... or is Vince Carter the Dick Cheney of basketball? Hmmm. Chicken? Egg? Ham? Now that I have you pondering ideas for your next meal, allow me to introduce this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice from Mr. Dick Cheney, who knows how to step into the shadow and let his Commander-In-Chief take all the heat! Are you really surprised he is speaking up now? Mr. Vice President, it's great that you are finally in the spotlight, congratulations on your soon to be announced book deal! I hope your ankle injury is all better now.

So now that we've possibly alienated half of our listeners, I encourage the other half (all one of you) to head on over to Click, for some real dating advice and more! - Click Here!

Jon and Kate Gosselin: 14 Minutes

Maybe it's my wishful thinking, but I really feel that Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8 fame have already used 14 of their 15 minutes. Let's hope so anyway. We brought in Kate Gosselin to share her patently fake celebrity advice before her time is up, you can thank us later, much later. Hey, it's a scary coincidence that our fake celebrity is really a fake celebrity, in real life! Well, you know what I mean...

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Kiefer Sutherland Single-handedly Stops The Chuck Norris Internet Phenomenon

Chris Brown: Take notes. The only defense against messing up someone's face is the chivalry defense. Now seriously, violence is not, nor ever will be condoned by this podcast, but we did manage to get Kiefer Sutherland for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice segment, the man whom single-handedly stopped the Chuck Norris Internet Phenomenon, dead in its tracks. Seriously, since the latest Keifer news story broke, you haven't heard a peep about Chuck Norris. After all, there is only one man that can hold a higher place in a Geek's heart than Chuck Norris, and that man is Jack!

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Mom Gives Birth To Auto-Tune Baby!

Yes, it's true, isn't everybody using Auto-Tune these days? Coming to a mobile phone provider near you, imagine that - soon all of us will be able to answer our phones in pitch perfect harmony! Heeeeelllllooooo-ooo-o!

In light of this great, great news, we are pleased to present this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice, and this week we spared no expense! We brought down T-Pain, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and The Black Eyed Peas to the studio, only we wanted to remember the good old days before this new world of living in pitch perfect harmony. Tune in and hear these recording artists like their momma (and family) remembers them!

Auto-Tune your Stars!

After you're done listening to all 72 episodes, hop on over to get the Essential Love Horoscopes for 2009, it's not too late!

Amy Winehouse, Author?

Move over Madonna, the children's section at your local library is about to get some added pomp with a real Brit waxing poetic for the little ones. We hear that Amy Winehouse wants to write poems for children. Apparently this heroine wants to get you to know her, and by sheer marketing genius, she's doing it through your kids! Brits may have lost the good tooth gene, but they sure do make up for it in brains!

Amy Winehouse, Our Guest, again.

So, to report the truth of the matter, we invited Amy back, yes, she's been here before, to give us her take on what her poetic novellas might be about. Tune in, and listen!

After you've heard the latest patently fake celebrity dating advice, head on over and get your dating advice fix.

Cloris Leachman, Super Fly

Yes, you heard it right! We have the infamous Cloris Leachman as our patently fake celebrity dating advice correspondent this week! She dishes on her best kept secret, until now!

Cloris Leachman Clicks!

...and you can too, check out our dating advice articles and more!

Billy Bob Thornton: Douchebag Supreme!

All hail the King...

It seems just fitting that for Podcast #69, we have patently fake celebrity dating advice from Billy Bob Thornton! Sorry Billy, but you are no Joaquin Phoenix, and you're stunt on Jian Ghomeshi's show on CBC Radio, Q TV, landed you in the douchebag seat, easily taking the crown from the disputed title belt holder, Jian himself! White lines? No wonder Billy got so messed up about standing on the "other side" of the white line... < ahem > it was 6 am afterall! Run Angela, run! (oh, you did already, ok, nevermind).

Happy Gorging, it's Easter!

It also seems a little bit ironic, but fitting that episode 69 lands on Easter, a day of feasting and indulgence after prayer and penance.

Check out this week's features, and other delightful reads over on Click, horoscopes and dating advice!

Official North American Spoonfest

That's right, you heard it here first, we are announcing the first North American Spoonfest! All you need to do is grab your partner, or go online dating to find one, hop into bed and get into spoon formation! (Pass it on!)

Spoons vs. Ted Nugent

On the podcast this week, we are delighted (and a little gun shy) to bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from Ted Nugent!

make sure to head on over to Click for much, much more!

Malawi Dreamin'

Name one thing you know about Malawi that doesn't involve Madonna (and Africa doesn't count!). Anyone? Anyone? I thought so, and neither could we, which is why we are discussing Her Madgeness on the show! Malawi Dreamin', on such a winters' day...

Almost Madonna Free Zone

After you've checked out this week's podcast, why not pick up a new trait and learn to read faces, it's great for party tricks, and can help you on your next date! (We're helpful like that!)

Unreliable Fake Celebrities

We here at the Click Podcast have come to the realization that fake celebrities can be just as unreliable as real celebs! I suppose art really does imitate life, and I guess you are on to us... Yes! That's right, we have no patently fake celebrity dating advice this week. Just the reassuring words of Kim Hughes, letting us know that there will be another day... and another podcast...

Stay Tuned... Fake Celebs!

Tune in this week as we break down the regular; fake celebs or no fake celebs, the show must go on!

If you need more, there's more! Dating advice than you can shake a used Starbucks cup at! Speaking of Starbucks...

My Dog Ate My Colcannon

Happy St. Patty's Day to all the Irish and Irish wannabes! You know, my great-great-great Grandmother's sister's cousin's father was from Ireland! (Or something like that, can I have another beer!?). Tune into this week's boisterous St. Patrick's Day Podcast. We keep bringing out those 80s stars from the closet! You can't hide, Terence Trent D'Arby! (I mean, Sananda Maitreya) Listen in as we attempt to land yet another pseudo-celebrity to interview for our patently fake celebrity dating advice segment! I swear this podcast has gone to the dogs! We've found the World's Most Ugliest Dog, Chomper!

More St. Patrick's Day Delights

Want to get lucky with the Irish? Here's two ways, Sexy Eats: Ireland and Sex Advice from Irish Bartenders. Our best advice, just make sure to have your Hair of the Dog ready for tomorrow morning... and don't forget to kiss me, I'm Irish!

Michael Jackson's #1 Fan

We managed to grab Michael Jackson's #1 fan this week, right after MJ's press conference and in between fainting spells. We tried to get the King of Pop himself for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice segment, but we were told by his publicist that we were being too nosey. Figures. Listen in to this week's weekly wierd.

Advice for even Michael Jackson Too

Even though we were stopped at the gate, we're not haters, our site has dating advice for even the famous Scarecrow from The Wiz.

Awesome, just awesome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Shocker

I think we've officially eaten one too many bananas, but you be the judge. Listen in as we bring you this week's patently fake celebrity advice from Sarah Jessica Parker's breasts!

No Fake Celebrities Here

Only the news that's fit to upload, dating advice and more at Click

We're the dating advice experts!

I'm glad I got that out of the way because we are also the most awesome podcast experts! Tune in this week as we bring you more love and horror stories from Nadya Suleman, who alleges to not have had sex in 8 years. So no sex in 8 years equals 8 babies?

Oh baby! I'm going to have to make sure that I have sex at least 8 times a day! At least I won't have to worry about conceiving 8 kids at once! I love kids, but I'm not looking to open up a daycare center just yet.

Well here we are, the subarctic chill has released its grip on the citizens of earth, giving way to muddy streets and fog so we can't see the mud and melting dog doo doo (mind your step!). We thought it would be great to have Etta James on the show, but for some reason we couldn't book her, her agent said that the-one-her-mama-named Jamesetta Hawkins, was booked, "At Last".

Don't worry Ms. James, we got your back, there just hasn't been enough ass whooping in soul music as of late, I am getting so tired of all of this, "My baby loves me", and "My baby done left me, (Why she do that?)" themes, what about some good old "Watch your step, I'm gonna whoop ya, baby!", or "You looked at me funny, (I'm going to take your money)".

Just kidding Beyoncé Knowles! You know we be friends!

So, instead of Etta James, we bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from Elizabeth Bromstein's Bubi.

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It is no coincidence that our celebrity guest for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice also has a birthday this month! Yes, we are coordinating masters! But there is one person who is perhaps more awesome than us, at least we think so, it is none other than the first Supermodel of the world, Janice Doreen Dickinson!

Now, feeling a little less-than Supermodelish? Find out how to get 10 Times Hotter in 10 Easy Steps, right now!

You're welcome!

While in the line up at Starbucks, I had this great idea to interview a Starbuck's Barista, in between non-fat, grande, soy chai latte with a half shot of espresso and no foam orders, for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice. Take it away Dylan, Superstar Barista from the Starbucks, just around the corner (not the one across the street, or up a block, or over by the bookstore, the other one... a little bit further... a little bit further... yeah, that's the one!).

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$50k for some cake may be too rich for Russell Simmons, and well, admittedly we side with Russel on this one, and with the hype that is this year's US Presidential Inauguration, we were surprised when we landed this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice, from none other than President-elect Barack Obama!

We got something new for this year too - Essential Love Horoscopes for 2009!

Welcome to yet another, Click by Lavalife Podcast! Well, I was going to say that we're all about closure here, since it is our last Podcast of the season! Yes, I am sorry listener #1 and listener #2, we feel your pain, trust me! However, since we are also all about dysfunction (see previous 56 episodes below), we thought that we'd not continue the B.S. (see bit about closure above), and just get straight to the patently fake celebrity dating advice for this week, a very timely segment from Mrs. Claus! So suck on a candy cane and tune in!

Alright, now that the excitement of unwrapping this merlot of podcast episodes is over, head on over to our site, it's full of cheer, and some dating advice too!

PPS - Don't forget, we have Essential Love Horoscopes for 2009!

Welcome to yet another episode from the Click by Lavalife team! I'm not sure if the word is getting out about us, but we couldn't get any celebrity handlers to return our calls this week... maybe they're just hibernating for the holidays or something.
Anyway, we were able to convince our wonderful event manager to give us a rendition of her Italian father, so please listen in and hear patently fake celebrity dating advice from an Italian dad, and other great info that you need.

After you've been hypnotized by our equivalent-to-NASA audio technology, (we cannot be held accountable if you contact the mothership), head on over to the magazine for some festive dating advice!

No, hell hasn't frozen over, that's the chill of your new free can or bottle of Dr. Pepper! ...and you can thank his royal making us wait for 15 years, pain in the Dr. Pepperiere, Mr. Axel Rose!

I tried going to the Dr. Pepper site, to get me my free can of soda, but all I got was a "Service Unavailable" request. Looks like I'll have to wait a few more hours days years.

Enjoy this weeks broadcast, we bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from Axel Rose!



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In this week's episode, we snag the first casualty of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship, Jennifer Aniston. AKA, way to milk a breakup from three years ago. (I'm being serious here, not sarcastic). In the words of a now forgotten Kinks album, "Give the People What they Want"!

AND the people can get all of their love horoscopes and dating advice on a little magazine we like to call Click!

Welcome to the 53rd Episode of the Click by Lavalife Podcast. What could be more riveting than patently fake celebrity dating advice from Hulk Hogan's former lover, friend, and wife, Linda Hogan. Tune in to find out!

MIssion complete, now that we've totally made ruined your day, head on over to our site for some genuinely great dating advice, It's on us!

The Click by Lavalife Podcast goes Vati-Con this week as we bring you misappropriate patently fake celebrity dating advice from Anne Hathaway's former boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri.

After you've been bamboozled by our most popular podcast, make sure to jump over to some good old fashioned love horoscopes & dating advice!

In this week's patently fake celebrity advice we managed to pick up Roger Waters, of Pink Floyd fame. In case you're interested, you can pick up Pink Floyd's The Wall Stratocaster, it's up for auction on October 15th here

...but before you do that, make sure you check out this week's dating advice

This week's podcast we bring you patently fake celebrity advice from Lindsay Lohan's heartthrob, Samantha Ronson, or Sam Ronson, as she prefers to be called.

After listening to our 50th epsiode! (yeah, we rock!) make sure to not, I repeat, do not, click this link: dating advice for voters. I'm not John McCain, but I did support this subliminal message.

Have you been to Click yet? Click is our online magazine for singles, but it's also great for anyone that needs relationship, sex, & dating advice!

This week's podcast introduces a good friend of ours (well, only if it's in our mind... - I wanted to say, as in Kermit's Rainbow Connection, but I thought that would be too tongue-in-cheek, even for us! Yes, even we have standards... or something), it's someone who has been on our podcast, in one form or the other, before! It's patently fake celebrity advice from Clay Aiken, all of him this time.

Well, with recent events on Wall St., recently unemployed bankers are no longer a scarce resource, so we thought we would bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice frm Blaine Withrow, former Lehman Brothers investment banker.

If you're looking for more politically correct stories, hop on over to Click Magazine!

While Madonna, Justin Timberlake, and Timberland only had 4 minutes, our special guest this week has had a lifetime, and is still counting the years! Please listen in to our fabulous, patently fake celebrity dating advice from Gladys, our 92 years young neighbour down the hall.

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Welcome to another absolutely fabulous Click by Lavalife Episode! This week we continue in our great journalistic endeavour of leaving no stone unturned, to bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from the Noel and Liam's often forgotten older brother, Vivian "Viv" Gallagher, whom tried out for the bass part of Oasis, but didn't make the cut. BTW., hope you're feeling better Noel! I think a room full of Man U punters would do that "backstage pass" sod some good!

After you've tuned in to the podcast, stop by our site, it's chock a block with dating advice.

Greetings Earthlings! After watching War of The Worlds re-runs over the weekend, we thought we would bring you something more down-to-earth, and what could be more down to earth than an Hawaiian Shirt, really! So, without further adieu, please listen in to this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice from an Hawaiian Shirt!

Need something even more grounded? Check out this week's dating advice articles, and other great stuff on Click!

So the Olympics are on and we thought what better way to celebrate the international event than scoring an interview with an actual Olympian! No! Not Michael Phelps, we felt strongly that we should highlight one of the more obscure competitive sports with an individual from one of the more obscure competing nations. So, without further pomp and dazzling Olympic glory, we are excited to bring you patently fake celebrity Olympic dating advice from an Olympic Competitive Racewalker all the way from The Republic of The Gambia!

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Welcome to another Click by Lavalife Podcast! We give insanity the green light this week with a tribute to Clay Aiken's hair! Remember this? How could you forget the last time we had patently fake celebrity dating advice from Clay Aiken?!?

Now onto the site! This week on Click, it's First Vacation Dos & Don'ts By Sarah Rowland, followed with Shawn Conner's piece, Nightly Nookie - Romance Rescuer?. Also, don't forget to check out Sex Advice from Sailors and this week's love horoscopes!